The old 'Korriban Tourist Brochure'

Visit Scenic Korriban!

The perfect vacation resort for all of those tired, weary and worn out travelers. Korriban took first place in the best resting place in last year's galactic survey! Voted best place to rest your bones by the Galactic Enquirer! Upon arriving on Korriban, you will see a lovely monument dedicated to those who have gone before you. There is plenty to see and do while you are there, so stop on by today and see Korriban for yourself!

By the way, it is located in the middle of the Deneba system and has been the target of much propaganda from other vacation resorts, so don't listen to what others might tell you. It really is the best place in the galaxy to visit!